“Today, President Obama spoke at the G-20 global economic summit in Pittsburgh. He warned that if the world economy does not get better, next year’s summit will also be in Pittsburgh.” – Jay Leno

奥巴马在匹兹堡的G-20会议上发言，他警告说，如果世界经济再不好转的话，明年G-20还在匹兹堡开。

“Did you hear about this? Dick Cheney had back surgery. It’s from carrying Bush for eight years.” – David Letterman

听说了吗，切尼背部手术，那是因为背了布什八年啊。

“According to a new study out of the University of Chicago, participating in sports can make you smarter. That explains how these college athletes are able to graduate without even going to class.” – Jay Leno

芝加哥大学最新研究指出，参加体育运动能让人变得聪明，这就解释了为什么大学的体育特招生一节课不去上都能毕业。

“Sarah Palin’s new autobiography doesn’t come out until November, but it is already No. 1 on Amazon. And if you go to the website, it says, ‘People who bought this book also bought no other books in their entire life.’” – Jimmy Fallon

佩林的自传将于11月份上架，但是已经在亚马逊上排第一名了，上面简介写着：买这本书的人都是一辈子没买过别的书的。

“According to a new study out of the University of Michigan, during this bad economy, people’s health is actually better than it was before. Isn’t that amazing? When times are bad economically, people stay in better health, to which former President Bush said, ‘You’re welcome!’” – Jay Leno

根据密歇根大学的最新研究，在这个经济衰退时期，民众的健康状况比往常好很多，太不可思议了，钱越少，越健康，奥巴马说：不客气。