Well, this terror stuff is back in the news. Earlier today, the feds issued a new terror alert. They said terrorists are looking at hitting successful entertainment centers, so you folks at NBC are perfectly safe.

又有恐怖袭击警报，今天早些时候，政府发布安全警报，说恐怖分子要袭击一些比较成功的娱乐中心，所以我们在NBC这里是安全的。

And they said if a bomb went off in the L.A. subway system, it could affect up to three people.

据说要是洛杉矶的地铁被炸弹袭击，足足能炸到三个人。

Anyway, this terror suspect who was arrested in Colorado that was charged with detailed plans on how to make the bomb - here’s my favorite part. The guy said he downloaded the plans to make the bomb off the Internet by mistake. Oh, shut - that’s the porn excuse! Wives don’t even buy that! Shut up!

一嫌疑恐怖分子在科罗拉多被抓，被指控掌握详细的制造炸弹的资料，这个人辩解说这些资料是在网上不小心下载的，拉倒吧，这是下载色情电影用的借口，妻子们可不会信得。

Hey, listen to this. You know the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin? Boy, I know her. She’s traveling all over the world now, speaking gigs. And she went to Hong Kong and gave a speech and people who heard the speech said it was articulate, it was well-prepared, it was compelling. It’s a year late, but …

前阿拉斯加州长佩林在周游世界，在香港做了个演讲，演讲说的很清晰准备很充分，效果很好，可惜啊可惜，晚了一年。

And if it was that good I’m thinking it must have been Tina Fey.

如果真是说得那么好的话，那肯定是Tina Fey（给的演讲）。

This week, Chrysler announced it’s replacing its owners’ manuals with a DVD. In a related story, most Americans have replaced their Chrysler with a Toyota.

本周，克莱斯勒宣布将用DVD取代汽车使用手册，与此同时，美国人民用丰田取代了克莱斯勒。

“In a speech to the Clinton Global Initiative yesterday, President Obama thanked Bill Clinton for the extraordinary difference he has made since leaving the White House. Clinton then stood up and thanked President Obama for keeping Hillary so busy.” – Jimmy Fallon

昨天在克林顿的Global Initiative年会上，奥巴马对克林顿离开白宫后所做的努力表示感谢，克林顿也感谢奥巴马让希拉里一直这么忙。