And Libyan leader Moammar Qaddafi-duck, this moron, was at the U.N. today. He talked forever. He talked on Israel and the swine flu and the J.F.K. assassination. Where was Kanye West to grab the microphone away?

利比亚总统卡扎菲在联合国大会上发表了巨长的演讲，谈到了以色列，猪流感甚至肯尼迪遇刺事件。Kanye West为啥不去抢他的话筒呢。

He talked so long, even Joe Biden went, “Enough!”

卡扎菲讲的时间实在是太长了，连副总统拜登都站出来说，“停吧”

Muammar Qaddafi was at the U.N. today. He gave a speech that was extremely long. It was rambling and filled with inappropriate comments. As soon as Qaddafi finished, Joe Biden came up and said, “Teach me, master.”

卡扎菲马拉松似的演讲，主题散乱而且胡说八道，他一讲完，拜登立刻跳上台：“师父，教教我吧”

Yesterday, President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, “I’d like to encourage you to do some shopping while you’re here.” I think it worked because China immediately bought eight banks, two car companies, and the state of Wyoming.

昨天奥巴马在联合国大会上发表演说，他鼓励联合国的理事国们在这能购物一下，刚说完中国就决定买了八个银行，两个汽车厂和怀俄明州。

Now, be honest, ladies and gentlemen. How many of you are here because you couldn’t get into the U.N.?

实话实说，同志们，你们有多少是因为进不去联合国大门而来到我节目录制现场的？