And today is the 158th anniversary of The New York Times. Sad thing is, I read about that online.

今天是纽约时报创办158周年纪念日，可惜我是从网上读到的这个消息。

And doctors are still arguing over whether being fat should be classified as a medical disease. You know, I think it should be. It should be. Because this time, or the next time rather, your wife says, “Do these jeans make me look fat?” you can go, “Honey, I am not a doctor.”

医生还在争论肥胖算不算疾病，我觉得应该算，那样的话，你老婆再问穿这个牛仔裤是不是显胖的时候，你就可以回答，我可不是大夫。

By the way, the Emmys was the only Sunday television program that President Obama was not on yesterday.

艾美颁奖典礼是昨晚奥巴马唯一没出现的节目。

You know, when you have a big show like this, everybody gets kind of excited about it. And I was talking to my mom today. I said, “You know, President Obama is on the show tonight.” And she said, “Well, maybe I’ll switch from Conan.”

奥巴马的演讲一般每个人都会关注，今天我跟我妈说奥巴马今晚要上电视，我妈说，好，那我就不看Conan的节目了（Conan和David Letterman的节目是同一时间的竞争对手，这段话是Letterman说的）

You probably heard this on the news today. There are new security alerts issued to law enforcement agencies all across the country, because Al Qaeda is planning to attack vital economic centers. Well, good luck trying to find one of those.

听说了吗？有新的安全警报，因为基地组织在计划袭击我们的金融中心，希望他们能找到。

Today’s a big day. The MacArthur Foundation gave out its annual genius awards. This year’s awards went to a journalist, a mental health scientist, and a couple who sold their house three years ago.

麦克阿瑟基金颁布了天才奖，今年的得奖者是一个记者，一个精神疾病医生和一对三年前就卖掉了房子的夫妇。